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Saturday, March 13, 2010

sexually harassed!!

salam....

the story begins when my fren,qodoq, ask me to meet her 12 o'clock in the afternoon at PKNS instead on 2 pm...she wanted to give me the dress and blouse that i ordered...so i canceled my genitourinary system date with mohan..actually i supposed to meet him at the college library at 10am...tp.....under some circumstances (haha..gedik gler...ckp je la ko bgn lambt) i couldn't come...naseb baik la mohan ni baik-comel-baik hati xmarah pn sy xdtg...huhu..dh la baik hati nk tlg ajarkn..mane nk cari org yg baik camni...mohan, nnt i blanja u karipap kt depan u-shoppe tu ekh???..(haha..sedih gler..rasuah pkai karipap je..)

so i pn siap2 la..ehh..i pulak..gedik gler..haha..silap2..blk smula..so, sy pn siap2 la...dh mandi, pkai bju n make up suma..sy pn turun la g depan kolej nk amik cab..usually mmg byk cab yg beratur kt depan kolej tu..berderet je...jd sy pn berjalan ke cab yg paling depan skali....usha dr tingkap..tgk driver nye org melayu...sy pn bukak ler pintu blkg n ckp nk ke PKNS....as soon as the car moved..mamat tu pn start la conversation by asking me where i stayed..

dlm kolej
..(jwpn yg pendek, ringkas n padat..haha)

pastu dia tnya lg..

penah x ade kes budak lelaki naik
..

sy yg lurus bendul n x suspect ape2 suspicious pn jwb la..

kalau ikutkn org lain xleh msuk..sbb ade finger print..tp..ade je bdk bwk naik diam2..kalau pak cik halim dpt taw..budak prmpn tu gerenti kne tendang kluar hostel..
(macam la dia knl pak cik halim tu sapa..haha..bongek je aku ni...)..

owh strict jgk ye korg punye rules..

jwb mamat cab tuh berbasi2..tiba2 je..jeng jeng jeng..dia bg sy soklan cepu emas...yg sy xpernah terpikir pn ade org yg sy xkenali akn tnya...

adik penah tgk org buat seks x??..

sy sgt terkedu dgn soklan dia n instantly sy ckp X smbil buat muka tebeh..n after that question dia mula bersyarah dekat sy about sex!!!! bkn nye bersyarah ttg agama..cam xbaik buat sex ke ape..he was actually lecturing me about HOW TO HAVE SEX ye adik2..sgt kotor!!!! n dia x menguna kn medical term untk men-describe kn human private parts make it even sounds dirtier!!..sial sungguh...pastu dia blh plak ckp.....

adik ade tahi lalat kt bibir la...adik tahu x adik ni KUAT SEX??..

WTH!!!eh!!ank babun btul..suka suki kambing bpk ko je ckp aku cam tuh!!! ape mslh ko haaa??? (sy cuma berckp di dlm hati..xbrani ckp trus..takut dia stop mana2 n buat bkn2 kt sy.. T.T)..sy diam je..n mamat tuh continue bersyarah ttg subjek 'HOW TO HAVE SEX' bkn 'HOW TO MAKE LOVE'..(ade beza ke?xde pn kn..-.-")...dia siap tunjuk cd cover porn movie kt sy semata nk tnjuk man's ehem ehem...sy tolak..NO THANX! xperlu ye! sy dh tgk dh mr.ramesh punye time kat dissecting hall..(mr.ramesh adlh cadaver kesygn kitorg semua ye..bkn lecturer ke ape ke..)...sumpah menakut kn..sy rase sgt helpless mase tu...huhu..dia continue lg bersyarah..................

sehingga la smpai ke destinasi..PKNS..tu pn mulut dia dok merapu sorg2 lg..sy pekak kn sja telinga....so sy pn kluar kn la note rm10..(usually dr seksyen 13 to PKNS is rm7..but he charged me rm8, extra rm1..maybe for his lectures kut)..sy xbrani nk lwn harga sbb da takut sgt..mase time bg duit tu, mulut dia laju je ckp......

eh, adik punye ***** tu xtembam ekh? sbb kuku adik tu pendek n wide..adik ni idaman lelaki la..dh la putih, aset ade, kuat sex plak tuh..adik cr boyfren elok2 taw..jgn bg dia pegang2 adik..sbb adik ni cepat terangsang...

SIAL KO LELAKI JAHANAM!!
suka2 je ckp aku mcm tu..ko ingt aku ni ape???!!bitch from hell???..sy trus amik duit baki n kluar dr cab tu..mse nk kluar dr cab tu dia smpt offer kt sy cd blue untuk bwk blk tgk...sy buat xdgr and trus slammed pintu kereta tu...jln laju2 n xpndg blkg dh...mse jumpe qodoq untuk amik bju tu muka sy pucat cuz ketakutan...she asked me what happen..sy pn cite la ape yg telah berlaku..qodoq risau kn keselamatan sy, so dye pn offer untuk hantar sy blk ke hostel...

sepanjang perjalanan blk ke hostel sy diam..maybe masih terkejut dgn apa yg berlaku kut.......n ....alhamdulillah...sy selamat sampai...ckp thanks kat qodoq, sy trus msuk kwsn kolej...huhu..TRAUMA kut!!! beli makanan untuk lunch pn kt kwsn kolej je..xbrani nk keluar..huhu T.T..blk bilik smpai sudah xkeluar2 dh..huhu sbgai blsn...sy kelaparan......suma keje mamat tuh la..kalau x, mayb sy dpt mkn char kuey teow kt ali's corner utk dinner td....*sedih*......

tp bersyukur sgt2 mamat tuh cuma ckp2 bnda luncah je..naseb baik tgn dia xmengagau2 sy..huhu..ALHAMDULILLAH..syukur sgt2..pasni sy xkn amik cab dh kt shah alam ni kalau sorg2..huhu

dh2 la tu mgadu nye...until the next post....salam...

p/s: nabilah, jika ko ade bce post ni..jgn bgtaw abg nizam..kalau x..i'm burned toast!!



2 comments:

  1. haha.ok la tu xkene raba.aku dlm bus kot kene raba!siap bkk suar die kot!kurang ajar gle kn!huhuhu.

    hahaha.yela2 xgtaw.jgn rsau

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  2. hahaha...aku taw! org yg busuk duk sblh ko dlm bas...aku ingt! ko penah cite....

    tp sian aku.......satu hari xleh nk study..sbb trauma...huhu(alasan)

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